OSWALD'S PASTA MYSTERIEe2!S!!!!!!!!






Here is the arhcive of the past amyersteries from OSWALD, see!
  1. I'm Oswald, and I like Pasta Mysteries.

    Why don't you ever see birds eating pasta? Do they something against it? I just want to know, because it is a mystery.


  2. I found out something strange about pasta. If you took all the pasta in the world, and threw it at the sun, it would burn.

    Also, if you didn't throw it at the sun, it wouldn't burn.


  3. I want to know why after I put pasta up my buttocks, it smells of poo and tastes bad? Answers on a sledge to Des O'X-Men


  4. Once I saw a person eat pasta in reverse, and it was coming out of their mouth and ears and nose and eyes and nipples and genitals and anus and holy toes, and they didn't bat an eyelid! Those hungry hungry hippies.


  5. In 1974 a man made pasta entirely out of Lego. I think this man is shit. But the Lego pasta sounds mighta fahn.


  6. If you took all the pasta in the world, from the past, the present, and the future, and shoved it up your nose, you'd probably die.


  7. The last person to be born made entirely of pasta was called Danny DeVito, born in 1540. He is now 462 years old, and he's still too small.


  8. Once upon a time, it was not Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it was Charlie and the Pasta Factory, and Charlie won a gold shit to go to the Pasta Factory of Wappy Wanklegs who wore a het bendigedig!!!!!!!!!


  9. Chris and Peter are not made of pasta, according to popular belief. They are in fact computer generated shapes drawn with a mouse in Microsoft Paint. BUT PASTA IS STILL SEXI.


  10. If you put a string of flat pasta into a big machine and folded the sides, you would have a pasta slide.


  11. Indiana Jones and The Temple of Spaghetti was unfortunately cancelled before you just coughed. :(


  12. You know the sword you have to get from the building and then give it to the man? There is Secret Pasta inside! :D


  13. Up above the streets and houses, Bungle climbing high, opens out his hairy legs, and shits in Jeffry's eye. Mm-mm I love my pasta!


  14. These are some of my favourite games: Pasta Hawk's Pro Pasta, Pastageddon, Pastaman, Super Ravioli Sunshine, and Tagliatelle vs. Capcom


  15. Hi here are some of my favourite old TV stuffs: "Pasta She Wrote", "Pasta Five-O", "Magnum Pas.Ta", "Pasta Mason", "QuiPASTAncy", "The PASTA-Team", and "Pasta Waynegay Investigs"


  16. Hey diddle dasta, the cat ate some pasta, the cow jumped over the moon. The pasta laughed to see such fun, and the pasta ran apasta pasta pasta.


  17. Old King Pasta was a sexy Pasta Masta, and a sexy Pasta Masta was he. He called for his dish, and his tagliatell-ee, and the dish ran away with Lenny KRAVITZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! :((


  18. The Ragu Pastamatic 5000 produces exquisite pasta designs, loved the world over by pasta enthusiasts. This means ME.


  19. DID YOU KNOW!?!?!?!?!

    In Star Wars, all the characters were originally going to be made of pasta!! In the end they were changed to real people and plastic aliens because George Lucas choked and died on some pasta, and when he woke up he was angry. :O


  20. In many cultures, it is considered quite rude to smash uncooked pasta on the heads of your guests.


  21. I recently went to see the popular movie "Harry Pasta and the Chamber of Pasta", but apart from the pasta, it was a load of fuckmilk. :)


  22. I saw Quincy today, the medical show from the 70s. THERE WAS NO PASTA INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!! :(


  23. Tuna and PASTA bake is all very nice, but it may cause anal fartationisation, so avoid eating if sitting upon flames.


  24. Hey diddle diddle, the cat went to Lidl, the dentist fell off a bridge. What has this got to do with pasta? I don't know but it made me chuckle my lungs off. Thank you Gareth you are a fat-eyed bitch for making me laugh.


  25. I've got a funny joke for you. What has no legs, no yes, speaks Japanese and smells of Jaws? That's right! PASTA.


  26. Popular myth creatures like the Loch Ness monster, unicorns and something else are all actually made of pasta.


  27. I may impress you to know, that wherever I go, I always take some snow.AND SOME PASTA


  28. # The weather outside is frightful, but the pasta is so delightful, and since we've no plates or forks, eat yer greens, eat yer greens, eat yer greens.


  29. # Who ate the pa-sta? (Who? Who? Who? Who) Who ate the pa-sta? (Who? Who? Who? Who?) Who ate the pa-sta? (Who? Who? Who? Who?) Who atOKAY IT WAS ME.


  30. There is only one pasta-related swear word known, made by me just now: pastard.


  31. I just thought of a new pasta-related swear word: FUCKaroni.


  32. Famous movie thing Arnold Pastanegger used to like to say as the Pastinator: "Pasta la vista, baby!" and I laugh-ed until I was sik


  33. Africa is a continent in the world,
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