QUestins ansered for yuo by CHRis!!
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I have recently been parousing your world
famous site 'o' web and I have to comment on the DISTINCT lack of
Pirates and Ninjas. I think it's only fair if you touch upon this
contraversial subject. For instance, did you know that the Pirate/Ninja
Civil War is still going on in the Undergrounds of Mighty Rhyl?! WHY
HASN'T SOMEONE CALLED THE UN!!! Anyway, back to my question. If Saruman
and Gandalf were DJs, and has a Run DMC vs. Jason Nevins stylee dance
off, who would win; DJ Saruman or MC Gandalf, or would Pissov bust
magical caps in their asses? BREAK DANCE YOU OLD FOOL!!! God is in the TV... ________________________________________________________ Stay in touch with absent friends - get MSN Messenger http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger . |
| Chris: i think i kniw
whatr are P{irates an d Ninjas I read it on A Book one timle. I do n
kno2 abou war or rhul thoughkl,l To yoyr queston , opissov is in the kiutchen, |
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hi Gareth, it's Mike, unfortunately this is
going to be a short e-mail, i was just wondering if you wanted to sell
your geforce 3 ti500 if you're not using it, because i upgraded my PC
and the hercules prophet i have isn't good enough, anyway, your mum
said you might be coming down this month, hopefully i'll see you then
if you do, anyway, got to go now, write back. Mike ________________________________________________________ Stay in touch with absent friends - get MSN Messenger http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger . |
| Chris: M iachael i
thininnk yiu se-mail tehe w3rong peeersson <|:-) HAT |
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| Chris: O wowee! I woyuld
liike to be on searchg engine! But kelptoni.org is not miune it Garet! Bes tRegard, Chris Cartonn of Chirs E-mail: chris @klepton in.org 3rk http://kleptonin.org/chris |
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If I have one poobux cube times nine poobux
cubes then I divide the radius by the circumference of your head
squared which would equal two by doing so I create my head in yours by
letting all of the butterflies fly freely to the North pole which then
leaves me too the conclusion.... Is my problemo incognito? |
| Chris: \tyhis sounde like
mathgmetical porblem - truly a cazse for the mathimagik man!!!!11 I
askewd him, but he was on teh floor in a [pudddle ofg his weee!!!11 SO
here us my attrempt to the proekblem!!!1 1 poobux cbue x 9 poobux cubes = 9 poobxu cubwes yAY!! diviide radios by cricmferencs of my haed squarde = 2 creat ypur head in my + let buterflyeies Fly free to North pole = Is your porblem incongmito!!!! ANSewr: RAINBOW OOOZE111!!!! |
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ARE YOU HIGH? Sincerely, Dark Seraph |
| Chris: aT th emoment I am
typeing
this on conputer!!! So verily i am at grownd level in my hous!1 iF yuo
mean HIGH as in DRUGGS, tehn NO, because WINNER DON'T ON DRUGggS!!!!31`
;) WINK |
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Important bill! |
| Chris: Thanks yuo for you
questmion. You atatched a file to teh em-ail, it called Bill.zip. I
dind't open it becuase I thikn it a virus!!!1 Anser to qusetion: OH NO! |
| 1. |
Y R U r ed |
| Chris: ALPAHBET SPEL! Oh i
thuought you wer palying a alhpabet game! Serusly, i am red becuse all
squarese are red and if yuo shoud see one that is'nt then it is
bastaerd :) L O L! ^_~ |
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| 2. |
why is ur mom! did she dy? |
| in our land, we are not
born by paretns liek you are, we come out of thin air, when gareth
drawss us wiht his conputer. we nevar get olde, or die, but soemtimes
we get teh shits and need bum tablets |
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| 3. |
Y do u wewar glasses! |
| Chris: As a fine wizerd
sayed to me once, "felows wiht glasses get all the chicks!". But I
tihnk he was drunkn, becase i just get lots of chicken instead :-\ |
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| 4. |
PETER IZ HOT |
| Chris: I alredy tolded him
this but he wont to turn of his porterbal heatter!!!1 |
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never ask what's in a chicken burger,
because turkish people will say chicken |
| Chris: I will to remebemer
this fact!! HOwever there are no Truskish pepoel where i livbe so i
shouldf be safe!!!!!1 |
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| 2. |
*Kevlar vests on my head, make me headbutt
concrete walls |
| Chris: *Kevklar truley is
a protecrtive masteerial, I would treuly recomend itt to any on e that
get shot on a reg;ular basi.s |
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| 3. |
Santa Clause does in fact play on Super
Metroid |
| Chris: i was not aware
sthat Fatehr Christims playedd succh Super Nintendon machine-games!!! I
wonderr if he has the Supeur Mario Go-Karts one?!11 |
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| 4. |
what a shit dog |
| Chris: i dont know what
dog yuo are talkign about, but I belive you!! what a shit dog!!? |
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| 5. |
there's two of them, but which is the real
one? |
| Chris: This is the frist
real questoin!! Mikael you shoud put mor equestin marks on youR
quentins! The ansewr is: THE FIRST ONE!! Zinnng; oh snap! :) |